hi there, i'm a little bitch named Dana. i'm a not so up and coming standup comedienne. and i mostly blog about okcupid. why? because that's all that's going on right now. sorry my blog is fuggo. actually, now that i'm sitting at a computer i can update this. i don't blog about okcupid anymore...so...sorry. however, i'm 23 and i've got a cute face and fat waist. it's a cute, fat waist though. TEEHEE (NOT JKING).
formerly known as IS THIS THING ON?
"It's the last days of Rome and I'm sex crazed."-- Mad Men
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Some day, outside of my bathroom, I will brave a crop top.
This is probably my favorite picture of myself. Ha it just so happens my best friend was there too.
Me calling my best friend freshman year so we can turn the lights off in my room later and play with our glow sticks that we got at the skating rink.
(Source: marsreborn)
my new okcupid icon. also, i wish there was a “fatty” setting under body type. always feel like i’m lying
I’m this close to creating another blog where it’s all my ass. I’d even get creative with it like “dana’s ass goes fishing” and it’d be my butt next to a fishing pole. Or it could just be nudes. I don’t know yet. Will not keep you updated. Also, wouldn’t it be sad if I blogged about my other blog?
Sent this pic to my bb. He’ll see it when he wakes up for work. Also, got hired in 10 minutes at one of the nicest restaurants in the RGV today.
Mi perro y yo. Also known as my best friend, frank da tank.
i came over to eat dinner at my bff’s house but she fell asleep, so i did what any vain as fuck fatty mcgoo would do. i took pictures of my fly ass self. i’m sorry, no one.
Slutbag. Amen.
you guys, i finally did it. i went full bull dyke!
