hi there, i'm a little bitch named Dana. i'm a not so up and coming standup comedienne. and i mostly blog about okcupid. why? because that's all that's going on right now. sorry my blog is fuggo. actually, now that i'm sitting at a computer i can update this. i don't blog about okcupid anymore...so...sorry. however, i'm 23 and i've got a cute face and fat waist. it's a cute, fat waist though. TEEHEE (NOT JKING).
formerly known as IS THIS THING ON?
"It's the last days of Rome and I'm sex crazed."-- Mad Men
Just considered calling my phone company so I could have someone to play with before I fell asleep.
just got off my first day at work. i worked along side mostly this young man. he was cute in an understated handsome kind of way. like a guy who is too nice for his good looks. anyway, at one point he said ‘wow, you’re a very interesting person’ (this is me trying to remind myself that sometimes people say really flattering things to me every so often) ok back to the story: i worked with him for about 6 hours. he smelled very good and now that i’m home my coat smells like him which is kind of strange since i wasn’t wearing my coat around him but i guess that only means i can smell past my coat onto my work clothes and still smell his cologne. my point is, is this what having a real boyfriend smells like?