hi there, i'm a little bitch named Dana. i'm a not so up and coming standup comedienne. and i mostly blog about okcupid. why? because that's all that's going on right now. sorry my blog is fuggo. actually, now that i'm sitting at a computer i can update this. i don't blog about okcupid anymore...so...sorry. however, i'm 23 and i've got a cute face and fat waist. it's a cute, fat waist though. TEEHEE (NOT JKING).

formerly known as IS THIS THING ON?

"It's the last days of Rome and I'm sex crazed."-- Mad Men

 

Sent this pic to my bb. He’ll see it when he wakes up for work. Also, got hired in 10 minutes at one of the nicest restaurants in the RGV today.

Sent this pic to my bb. He’ll see it when he wakes up for work. Also, got hired in 10 minutes at one of the nicest restaurants in the RGV today.