Conoisseur of Chocolate Gold Coins.

Somebody just asked me if I could still fuck bc I was chubby. Kill me.

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:46:13 -0500

Somebody just asked me if I could still fuck bc I was chubby. Kill me.

cardboardlife: More of these comics here

Tue, 07 May 2013 08:43:07 -0500

cardboardlife:

More of these comics here

Tw: domestic violence

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:28:34 -0500

Oh hey, my mom punched me today. It was cool.

Omg I know

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:07:44 -0500

Omg I know

thisismymonkey: maddie-moo: We’ve reached the point where...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:26:05 -0500

thisismymonkey:

maddie-moo:

We’ve reached the point where Reality Bites fashion is cool again.

*happy dance*

I’ve been waiting for this for 20 years.

Yeah I’ve been plotting too

Whenever I Skype with my bb in London (Yucel—the guy who wouldn’t pay for my flight ), I get so...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:37:51 -0500

Whenever I Skype with my bb in London (Yucel—the guy who wouldn’t pay for my flight ), I get so self-conscious about how I must look. So every attempt at a human conversation is shot because I’m too busy looking at my window instead of his. This bums me out.

oldloves: C. Thomas Howell & Rae Dawn Chong, 1987 C....

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:50:00 -0500

oldloves:

C. Thomas Howell & Rae Dawn Chong, 1987

C. Thomas in his mid 20s was my kinda white boy

Worst thing at 3 am is when I’m trying to masturbate but I’ve got this squeaky ass bed...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:30:50 -0500

Worst thing at 3 am is when I’m trying to masturbate but I’ve got this squeaky ass bed frame and what else could I possibly be doing this fast for such a small amount of time?

Me right now

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:57:00 -0500

Me right now

I wish I could drive around while eating tacos and just fall asleep and it would be ok (e.g. not...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:57:03 -0500

I wish I could drive around while eating tacos and just fall asleep and it would be ok (e.g. not crash and magically glide into a safe ditch where no one would bother my slumber).

Nobody wants to go eat tacos with me :(

Today I wore a motherfuckin crop top and I look glorious, bitches.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:54:51 -0500

Today I wore a motherfuckin crop top and I look glorious, bitches.

I spent most of my day flirting with cute boys on the internet.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:58:48 -0500

I spent most of my day flirting with cute boys on the internet.

Photo

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:54:09 -0500

My fave

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:30:27 -0500

My fave

evanfleischer: via.Update: 8:05PM: I’ve hit my daily post limit...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:47:34 -0500

evanfleischer:

via.

Update: 8:05PM: I’ve hit my daily post limit on Tumblr, so I’ll be updating this post.

Update: 8:08PM: via — @GarrettQuinn: Crowd here now at least 250

Update: 8:10PM: via Jared Keller — Amtrak resumes limited service between Boston and New York - @BloombergNews

Update: 8:13PM: via NBC — Full tank of gas on the boat, police dept. sources

Update: 8:26PM: “FBI HRT (hostage rescue team) now on scene. Trying to negotiate.” Kate Merrill via twitter.

Update: 8:32PM: From the Boston Globe’s twitter account just now — “Three people taken into custody in New Bedford as part of Boston Marathon terror bombing investigation.”

Update: 8:39PM — A Globe photographer is overhearing police asking the suspect to surrender.

Update: 8:41PM — Cristy Lenz at CNN is saying that two males and one female were arrested.

Update: 8:42PM — WHDH is saying that they hear “applause?”

Update: 8:42PM — WHDH is reporting that he’s ALIVE and in CUSTODY.

Update: 8:45PM — Via the Globe, BuzzFeed, and Jennifer Mascia — “CROWD BURSTS INTO APPLAUSE. Lot of cheers breaking out, started by the officers. Exchange of high-fives.”

Fuck This Week | Jezebel

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 17:32:03 -0500

Fuck This Week | Jezebel:

socialismartnature:

Two bombs were planted among the jubilant spring crowds at the finish line of the Boston Marathon. Fuck that.

Two women and an 8-year-old boy were killed. Fuck that.

More than 170 people were injured; many lost limbs. Fuck that.

In the ensuing panic, a bystander tackled an injured 2o-year-old Saudi man because he “thought he looked suspicious.” Fuck that.

The Saudi man was widely publicized as a suspect, even though all he’d done was be brown near a bomb. His apartment was ransacked and his roommate was questioned for five hours. Fuck that.

The New York Post, eager to profit from still-smoking tragedy, made up a bunch of “scoops” out of whole cloth. Fuck that.

Reddit and 4chan attempted to “solve” the bombing by combing through high-res photos from the scene. Eventually, two of the men they fingered wound up—of course—on the fucking cover of the New York Post. Again, for being brown near a bomb. Fuck that.

Parents had to experience the horror of identifying their mangled children on the news. Fuck that.

The retaliatory hate crimes began. Fuck that.

The slavering hordes of Twitter blamed Obama for the bombing, because “Bush kept America safe for 8 years.” Fuck that. (Also fuck the American education system.)

In other parts of the world this week, lots and lots of non-Americans were also injured by bombs. Fuck that.

Meanwhile, the Senate decided it didn’t much care for expanded background checks on gun purchases. Fuck that.

They fucking filibustered. Fuck that.

A fertilizer plant in Texas exploded, killing at least 12 and injuring 200. Fuck that.

The plant hadn’t had an OSHA inspection since 1985. Fuck that.

One unlucky man happened to witness both the Boston bombing and the plant explosion. Fuck that.

Half of the Midwest is under water. Fuck that.

In India, a 5-year-old girl is fighting for her life after being kidnapped and raped. Fuck that.

Conservative dickwads are already blaming the Boston bombing on your genitals. Fuck that.

This motherfucker said THIS. Fuck that.

The bombing suspects—finally identified—shot and killed a police officer on the MIT campus. Fuck that.

They carjacked an SVU and exchanged gunfire with police. One of the suspects was killed; the other is still at large. Fuck that.

The suspects are brothers. They are Muslim, from a region near Chechnya. On top of the typical Islamophobic hysteria, half of Twitter is gearing up to declare war on the Czech Republic. Fuck that.

psiidmon: canisfamiliaris: Bras Do Not Work and Cause More...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:40:40 -0500

psiidmon:

canisfamiliaris:

Bras Do Not Work and Cause More Problems

The findings from a 15-year, longitudinal study of more than 300 women in France, suggest that breasts would gain more tone, and would support themselves, if no bra was used. Why? Bras appear to limit the growth of supporting breast tissues, leaving the breast to wither and degrade more quickly. In fact, women who stopped wearing bras experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year that they did not wear a bra, and bra-less women developed firmer breasts, and stretch marks faded. And, in direct opposition to the myth that the bra eases back pain for women with larger breasts, not wearing a bra actually eased the pain, while wearing a bra did not.

holy shit what have we done to ourselves

I’m braless as much as possible but bc I’m lazy

evanfleischer: The guy who tweeted about what happened outside...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:21:24 -0500

evanfleischer:

The guy who tweeted about what happened outside his house? It appears he photographed one of the suspects, too.

This is an important haircut to me

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 03:07:12 -0500

This is an important haircut to me

This is gonna be me and Yucel :)

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:58:02 -0500

This is gonna be me and Yucel :)