hi there, i'm a little bitch named Dana. i'm a not so up and coming standup comedienne. and i mostly blog about okcupid. why? because that's all that's going on right now. sorry my blog is fuggo. actually, now that i'm sitting at a computer i can update this. i don't blog about okcupid anymore...so...sorry. however, i'm 23 and i've got a cute face and fat waist. it's a cute, fat waist though. TEEHEE (NOT JKING).
formerly known as IS THIS THING ON?
"It's the last days of Rome and I'm sex crazed."-- Mad Men
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
reminiscing bros who let me touch their weiners bc i called in to work on accident
it’s a white boy. he is cute. his name was scott/josh. not sure. but i remember his last name bc it was weird. gonna go now.