And take pictures of my feet bc I got a pedicure. That, and I know Yucel will like it because he likes stuff like that and the color pink
Heyyy asshole, I just thought of you and my day is ruined. I’m toying with the idea of calling in sick bc I’d rather stay home and masturbate to the thought of you.
It’s like nobody cares I’m at the beach looking fine as hell.
Someone I was planning on sleeping with as of 10 minutes ago just showed me a dick pic and I’m certain I’m cursed.
It was hideous.
Nevermind, I finally updated my craigslist app so now it actually works again. Thank you, God
Where’s the therapy group for “my plenty of fish account got deleted bc I’m a whore”?
I found out last night after I got drunk and was kinda butt-hurt but not really
Somebody just asked me if I could still fuck bc I was chubby. Kill me.
Oh hey, my mom punched me today. It was cool.
Whenever I Skype with my bb in London (Yucel—the guy who wouldn’t pay for my flight ), I get so self-conscious about how I must look. So every attempt at a human conversation is shot because I’m too busy looking at my window instead of his. This bums me out.
Worst thing at 3 am is when I’m trying to masturbate but I’ve got this squeaky ass bed frame and what else could I possibly be doing this fast for such a small amount of time?