June 2013
8 posts
I'm about to put makeup on my legs
And take pictures of my feet bc I got a pedicure. That, and I know Yucel will like it because he likes stuff like that and the color pink
He won't ever reply but I did however think I deleted his contact info
Heyyy asshole, I just thought of you and my day is ruined. I’m toying with the idea of calling in sick bc I’d rather stay home and masturbate to the thought of you.
-Dana
May 2013
9 posts
It’s like nobody cares I’m at the beach looking fine as hell.
Someone I was planning on sleeping with as of 10 minutes ago just showed me a dick pic and I’m certain I’m cursed.
It was hideous.
Nevermind, I finally updated my craigslist app so now it actually works again. Thank you, God
Where’s the therapy group for “my plenty of fish account got deleted bc I’m a whore”?
I found out last night after I got drunk and was kinda butt-hurt but not really
Somebody just asked me if I could still fuck bc I was chubby. Kill me.
Tw: domestic violence
Oh hey, my mom punched me today. It was cool.
April 2013
24 posts
Whenever I Skype with my bb in London (Yucel—the guy who wouldn’t pay for my flight ), I get so self-conscious about how I must look. So every attempt at a human conversation is shot because I’m too busy looking at my window instead of his. This bums me out.
Worst thing at 3 am is when I’m trying to masturbate but I’ve got this squeaky ass bed frame and what else could I possibly be doing this fast for such a small amount of time?