I don't do comedy anymore but I'm a fatty from Texas and I'm 25. What I do for fun: online dating. My kik is bananabicycle, use it wisely. Ya welcome ya filthy animals.

 

Guess I’m not going anywhere! I told him to be excited and he said I made it seem like he hadn’t been laid in months. 
Fucking bros.
I don’t even want to go to at all anymore. There’s still the other guy but eh, the mood is ruined. I’ll just be pretty by myself, home alone.

Guess I’m not going anywhere! I told him to be excited and he said I made it seem like he hadn’t been laid in months.
Fucking bros.
I don’t even want to go to at all anymore. There’s still the other guy but eh, the mood is ruined. I’ll just be pretty by myself, home alone.

Anonymous asked
Just go and around the end start asking kind of sexual stuff or something and at some point just ask if they'd ever consider being in a threesome and if they say yea go for it and say you'd let them fuck your brains out

Well actually I could be in for a gang bang with one dude who’s at the beach with friends. Except I think he’d wuss out on that but I said I wouldn’t complain if his friends were there.
The other dude lives there. He kinda wants me to sleepover but I totally don’t get the threesome vibe from him. Besides I prefer to keep it dirty and separate 😉

Dilemma

Driving to the beach. I have two guys I want to bang. Don’t know how I’m going to do it since I actually really just want to go the beach for real. The two dudes is a bonus.

Sometimes I can’t believe I’m not getting all the sex and cuddling I want.

Sometimes I can’t believe I’m not getting all the sex and cuddling I want.