I don't do comedy anymore but I'm a fatty from Texas and I'm 25. What I do for fun: online dating. My kik is bananabicycle, use it wisely. Ya welcome ya filthy animals.

 

I’ve exhausted my “ppl to potentially love” resources and need new ones. Pizza can only make me feel good for so long. So go ahead and kik me, I need the attention.

I’ve exhausted my “ppl to potentially love” resources and need new ones. Pizza can only make me feel good for so long. So go ahead and kik me, I need the attention.

My day off

I ordered food online to last a few days. Masturbated three times. No showers or baths occurred. And I purchased an app that allowed me to watch a video that a friend sent to me of him jerking off. It was an ok day.

My obsession

Just realized that I haven’t spoken to him in two days but he hasn’t spoken to me in four. Kill me.