I don't do comedy anymore but I'm a fatty from Texas and I'm 25. What I do for fun: online dating. My kik is bananabicycle, use it wisely. Ya welcome ya filthy animals.

 

My day off

I ordered food online to last a few days. Masturbated three times. No showers or baths occurred. And I purchased an app that allowed me to watch a video that a friend sent to me of him jerking off. It was an ok day.

My obsession

Just realized that I haven’t spoken to him in two days but he hasn’t spoken to me in four. Kill me.

I was about to have sex but random person got sleepy while they were waiting for me. It’s my fault. I was lying around trying to get horny lol. Then he canceled and tried to postpone so I told him to fuck off and die. This wasn’t the dude I’m waiting around for a message from just fyi.

I was about to have sex but random person got sleepy while they were waiting for me. It’s my fault. I was lying around trying to get horny lol. Then he canceled and tried to postpone so I told him to fuck off and die. This wasn’t the dude I’m waiting around for a message from just fyi.