hi there, i'm a little bitch named Dana. i'm a not so up and coming standup comedienne. and i mostly blog about okcupid. why? because that's all that's going on right now. sorry my blog is fuggo. actually, now that i'm sitting at a computer i can update this. i don't blog about okcupid anymore...so...sorry. however, i'm 22 and i've got a cute face and fat waist. it's a cute, fat waist though. TEEHEE (NOT JKING).
formerly known as IS THIS THING ON?
"It's the last days of Rome and I'm sex crazed."-- Mad Men
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Slutbag. Amen.
I want to take you to a gay bar!
It’s called Jackie O’s. I told my best friend I’d go if she’d buy me tacos after. I’m sleepy but never too sleepy for motherfucking tacos de palenque. I’m back in south Texas. My best friend is a lesbian and i’m a horny straight person.
Of all the guys I let fuck me
Seriously not a single one can come and get me from midland and highland? Go fuck yourselves.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
I think of thee best lyrics
When i’m sitting on the toilet
