hi there, i'm a little bitch named Dana. i'm a not so up and coming standup comedienne. and i mostly blog about okcupid. why? because that's all that's going on right now. sorry my blog is fuggo. actually, now that i'm sitting at a computer i can update this. i don't blog about okcupid anymore...so...sorry. however, i'm 23 and i've got a cute face and fat waist. it's a cute, fat waist though. TEEHEE (NOT JKING).
formerly known as IS THIS THING ON?
"It's the last days of Rome and I'm sex crazed."-- Mad Men
And take pictures of my feet bc I got a pedicure. That, and I know Yucel will like it because he likes stuff like that and the color pink
Heyyy asshole, I just thought of you and my day is ruined. I’m toying with the idea of calling in sick bc I’d rather stay home and masturbate to the thought of you.
It’s like nobody cares I’m at the beach looking fine as hell.
Someone I was planning on sleeping with as of 10 minutes ago just showed me a dick pic and I’m certain I’m cursed.
It was hideous.