I don't do comedy anymore but I'm a fatty from Texas and I'm 24. What I do for fun: online dating. My kik is bananabicycle, use it wisely. Ya welcome ya filthy animals.

 

Gonna drink about 6 more of these, fap, nap, I dunno about the nap, and then go eat chingos of sushi. Work was…work.

Trying to give tacos a rest, and I have a 35% chance of booty tonight that I’m not holding my breath for. He always flakes.

Gonna drink about 6 more of these, fap, nap, I dunno about the nap, and then go eat chingos of sushi. Work was…work.

Trying to give tacos a rest, and I have a 35% chance of booty tonight that I’m not holding my breath for. He always flakes.

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roxxieyo:

fetuse:

im not crying or anything like that

Gah this song always makes me teary eyed and I don’t know why.

I heard this song when I found out my 12 year old dog died.

(Source: falulatonks)

Anonymous asked
Does okcupid disable your account if you put a website or something in your bio? Cuz I've been banned twice and I don't even message girls I just look at the pictures and hope one talks to me and play that rating game

No, I don’t think so

I really know I can’t leave my place without a real top but dammit I want to so bad!

I really know I can’t leave my place without a real top but dammit I want to so bad!